Baby Ruth candy bar:
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$0.89
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Diet Mtn Dew:
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$1.29
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A stranger excitedly exclaiming that yours is the superior bike within Oilburners hearing, even though it is sitting next to a shiny, new, loaded BMW with the new DOHC engine:
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PRICELESS!!!